Married to Superman

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Non wedding post! I got this from a friend and it made me giggle! Enjoy!


DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on "THIS" side of the road before it goes after the problem on the "OTHER SIDE" of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his "CURRENT" problems before adding "NEW" problems.

OPRAH: Well I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so badly. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which are a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.

GEORGE W BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

DONALD RUMSFELD: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

ANDERSON COOPER/CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am for it now, and will remain against it.

JUDGE JUDY: That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.

PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.

DR. SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain. Alone.

JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side." That's why they call it the "other side. Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay.

GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road.

JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together - in peace.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2005, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken. The Platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^( C \... (reboot).

ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?

AL GORE: I invented the chicken!

COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?

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Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Theknot.com Website

http://weddings.theknot.com/pwp/view/co_main.aspx?coupleid=3262129735351250

OR

http://www.theknot.com/ourwedding/VictoriaBlankenbaker&LucasAylor

Go on...check it out! Lucas and I created this to tell people a tad more about our wedding and us. There isn't that much there yet, but hopefully there will be in the future!

Let me know what you think (Lucas designed it...isn't he talented!)

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Monday, June 19, 2006

Im Back! (I hope!)

Hi people! Wow...I haven't posted a whole lot in the last few months huh? Well ready or not im back and better then ever! Maybe I can convince Lucas to post some too!

So I think I am going to change the theme of this blog once again...Wedding themed since that is one of the main things that I am focusing on at the moment.

So I haven't been updating in a while...I had surgery and that is what I will use as an excuse! So I went to the Dr. last thursday and she said that I was ready to go back to the gym..yippy freakin dah!

I haven't been too busy, but I have started wedding planning and that's fun. It's a bit frusterating also because it's so far ahead of time that I can't do a lot yet *Grumble* So far here is what I have done:

Wedding Location - Church
Wedding Reception Location - Church
Colors - Bright Blue and Silver
Bridesmaids Picked Out - Only kinda asked 1 so far though...3 more to go!
Guest List Made - Haven't made cuts yet though...sob
Time - 10:00 AM!
Reception Menu - Bruch!

Here is what I am tacking next:
Honeymoon Location - I want to go to Gatlinburg Tennessee and Lucas wants to go somewhere closer...if you know anything good about Gatlinburg or Pigeon Forge post it to help me convince him that we should go there!
Housing - Definetly one of the most important things to figure out, but some of these things take time!
Wedding Dress - Where do I even start? I went to David's Bridal where I was informed with 1 glance that I should get a size "bigger" that what I has stated I wore (Hmph!)
Brides maid Dresses - I know what I want, but I am still trying to figure out if Lucas Mom can make them, or if I should get them to just buy um.
Tux Style - Haven't even touched this one!
Special Music - I know I want it, but what song and what person?
1st Dance Song - I know what I want and I know what Lucas wants and unfortunately it's not the same...

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Tuesday, June 13, 2006

10 Things You Might Not Know About Me

1. I am terrified of spiders! I am scared to the point that I won't kill them because I don't want to get that close to them...I also don't want to hear the crunch. Yuck!

2. I went to Disney World when I was 6. The only thing that I really remember from that was going on the Dumbo ride with Mom.

3. I take pride in myself for working in a position at work where you are usually marked as hated, but I am not.

4. I took a cruise to Cozumel, Mexico in February of 2005 where I learned that I get really sea sick.

5. I cannot keep cash because I will spend it.

6. I am 23 and I have been admited to 5 different hospitals. Old Mary Washington, New Mary Washington, MCV, Potomac, and St. Mary's

7. I haven't had a soda since December of 2003. I miss them.

8. I fear being caught doing anything that I shouldn't and this is why I hardly ever get in trouble.

9. I truly belive that the 3rd time is a charm beacuse I have only had 3 boyfriends, and the 3rd one is now my fiance!

10. I reside in Fredericksburg, Virginia and the farthest north I have been is Pennsylvania, the farthest south I have been in Florida, the farthest West I have been is Mexico and the farthest East I have been is VA Beach.

(I love you Lucas!)

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